Lots of things we shouldn't be doing...
The door was opened, right?
Do a job to keep your job
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Officer, I'm guilty
The awesome in threesome
Necessary or not, we're doing it
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Be careful what you ask for
We have to look on the inside
Your technique is classless, sir!
Citizen arrest
Suspected of being slutty
He should not be doing that
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Maybe I'd like a nice pat down
She's ready for consequences, officer
Blow me out of proportions
You're a feisty little slut
Lies will get you naked
Apologize in full, miss
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Bribe is without proof, miss
You bust me and I won't bust you
Fess up or the fingers do the talk
Doing the establishment a service
Are you stealing for Santa?
Once you take you must also give
If you're not stealing, this is not fucking
Let's see how much you can take
Fine, you caught me
Bad attitude won't get you out
There has to be something else I can do
If I cum then you can go
Until you cum and then we'll go
Protesting won't help a bit
Seeing titties is a work bonus
Just suck it up and that's it
I won't be professional
Eager for a voluntary strip search
Lady, that booty can sure hold
What do you mean by consequences?
You weren't shy in the fitting room
Can I call you daddy?
The quick path is often the hardest
Can we please just make this quick?
Fuck you, for the record
Robbers can't be choosers
Do the thorough search yourself
In a tight spot with tight offerings