Sentence of the day
The bonus is on the table, boys
If you chase two rabbits right...
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No secrets between us, son
Don't be nervous
This school is fucked up, but ok
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I'm nothing like my father
A case not just like any other
Anything good takes time
Fix my leak to get laid, mister
The no fail option
Climb inside, you dirty boy
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Switch up the teams a little bit
Enough booty until next month
Wanna be in charge, boy?
It won't be on your record
So this is what we're cooking
The right amount of family members
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Mommy's ass is well above legos, honey, 4K
If you're not stealing, this is not fucking
Take your brother's weight for a change
Well, someone has to educate you
Fine, you caught me
Erecting election ideas
Come chase mommy's pussy
The reaction is down to beat
Maybe you need some extra help?
Take half of what your dad owns, 4K
If you say it's in the rulebook...
I see you haven't learned your lesson yet
Let us taste and cross compare
It makes the apology sincere, son
Are you clumsy at everything?
A mouthful of encouragement, 4K
Tan lines or no tan lines?
Punishment fit for the doers
Is that a yes?
Throat flexibility challenge
I'm the one that needs to fix this
Innocent little stuff
Honey, those weren't headache pills
Motivation will find you
A present from the future
You're not married at the office
You wanna be the teacher's pet?
Do it right or we start over